Hello again! Welcome back to Sarcasm News Tonight! Today on our report we have Drew Pickles watching Rocko's Modern Life on Nicktoons. Well, we believe that Drew Pickles loves Rocko's Modern Life because that show was on TV when Rugrats was around. We also think that he loves this show probably because Rocko's Modern Life has some innuendo in it, and plus Drew Pickles likes things that are stupid. So today it is reported that Drew Pickles loves Rocko's Modern Life.
Well we just saw Drew Pickles turning on the TV in his living room in an episode of Rugrats. He asked his brother Stu Pickles if he could watch some cartoons. His brother Stu Pickles allowed Drew Pickles to watch some Saturday Morning Cartoons to see what was on TV that day. It was about 9:30 AM on a Saturday Morning and Drew Pickles decided to watch some Nicktoons. He explained to his brother Stu that there was a weird show about two talking ducks eating bread on Nickelodeon, so he changed the channel to Nicktoons. Stu Pickles said to Drew that the show he was just watching was called "Breadwinners". Drew Pickles admitted to Stu that he didn't like the show he was just watching, so Stu Pickles agreed with him that he didn't like that show either, so he accepted of Drew Pickles to watch some Saturday Morning Cartoons on Nicktoons. So just after Drew Pickles changed the channel to Nicktoons, he found out that there was a commercial promo stating this: "Coming Up Next - Rocko's Modern Life, Only on Nicktoons". And Drew Pickles admitted with surprise from seeing the Coming Up Next promo and he said, "I love this show"! And he watched the program with delight. And so, the theme song for Rocko's Modern Life played on the TV screen and Drew Pickles tuned in. During the intro of the show, Drew saw young Rocko being bonked in the head by a big clock, and he laughed. Then in the middle of the theme song intro, Drew saw Rocko being thrown into the "Real World" screaming out loud "Spunky! Spunky!" in spite of his pet dog Spunky the Dog. Then in the Real World Rocko meets a fat cow named Heffer the Cow, and Rocko and Heffer get chased by a school of dogs. Then at the end of the theme song Heffer the Cow shouts with excitement, "That was a hoot!", and the theme song ends and leads into the beginning of the episode.
So in the beginning of the show the episode was called "A Sucker For the Suck-O-Matic" and Drew Pickles watched the episode. In the episode Rocko's old vacuum breaks down so Rocko decides to replace it with a new vacuum cleaner that he sees on a commercial on TV. So Rocko and his best friend Heffer the Cow see a commercial on TV advertising a new vacuum cleaner called the Suck-O-Matic. Rocko watches the commercial and sees a man advertising for a new vacuum cleaner called the Suck-O-Matic, so he tells Heffer that he needs a new vacuum cleaner for the house and he recommends the Suck-O-Matic to Heffer and they call the company to order a new vacuum cleaner for the house. Then the next week the new vacuum cleaner is delivered to their house and Rocko thanks the mailman for the new vacuum for Rocko and he brings it in the house. Then Rocko and Heffer open the box and unpack the new vacuum cleaner for Rocko and he realized that the new vacuum cleaner is much bigger than it looked in the commercial. So Rocko and Heffer start vacuuming the floor and the floor is clean again. But Rocko and Heffer try to turn off the vacuum but they don't know how to turn it off. So Rocko and Heffer put the vacuum cleaner outside and they vacuum the grass and the vacuum cleaner goes out of control. So Rocko and Heffer take the vacuum into town and it sucks everything inside of it. Rocko and Heffer try to run away from the crazy vacuum but they get sucked in as well. Meanwhile inside the bag of the vacuum cleaner, they find Rocko's dog Spunky inside the bag and they rescue him. Eventually the bag of the vacuum cleaner suddenly explodes and Rocko and Heffer and everything else inside the bag start flying out of the vacuum cleaner. When they are out of the vacuum cleaner, Rocko and Heffer are safe and they find Spunky the Dog under the pile of rubble from the destroyed vacuum cleaner and they save him and see him barking happily from the debris and Rocko picks him up and calls him a good dog. Suddenly they see everyone in town owning the Suck-O-Matic and vacuuming up everything they see and Rocko and Heffer see the same commercial on TV advertising the Suck-O-Matic and they laugh suspiciously. Then the episode ends and Drew Pickles applauded the episode and the show went on a commercial break, so Drew Pickles continued watching the show.
So after the commercial break the next episode was called "Canned" and Drew Pickles watched the episode. In the episode Rocko loses his job after being laid so he asks Heffer the Cow if he can get a new job since his boss fired him from his old job by working at the comic book store with Filburt the Turtle (Rocko and Heffer's best friend). Filburt gives Rocko some money for starting his new job and Rocko finds a lot of new jobs in the newspaper Job Listings section. One of the listed jobs that Rocko tries out is a phone sex operator and in the scene Rocko telephones different people and the paper on the top side of Rocko says "Remember: Be Hot, Be Naughty, Be Courteous". Rocko sex calls someone on the line which turns out to be Mrs. Bighead. When Rocko finds this out he hears Mrs. Bighead saying "Oh Baby, Oh Baby, Oh Baby!" and Rocko replies to her saying some fancy words. So after Rocko finds out that this does not work out for him, he finds a few new jobs like one involving a nose making machine. In this job Rocko tests out a new product called the Nose Master 300, which is one of the company's most rejected products and does not effect Rocko and only gives him different nose styles. When Ed Bighead tries it out for himself, his eyes get sucked in and turn into two noses. He later shows Rocko Gene Enhancing Chewing Gum. Rocko tries some and gets a tree sprouted on his head. Ed tries some as well and ends up sprouting a beehive on his head, resulting in the bees stinging him until his face swells up into a balloon. He then lets Rocko use a helmet device called Dial A-Doo, in which Rocko gets a number of hairstyles when he uses it. Ed uses it and gets a spinning wheeler. At the animal testing tard, Ed has Rocko stand in the middle of it and a bird sprays him with Mad Giraffe Repellant. Ed sends a stampede of angry giraffes at Rocko, but they dash past the wallaby and trample Ed instead. Rocko finds the sadistic toad badly injured from the trampling and Ed fires him out of pique. Rocko walks away in disappointment, until he comes across a new comic book store named Kind of A-Lot-O Comics, which is hiring. Rocko quickly gets the job and sells his first customer (who turns out of be Mr. Dupette) a stack of comics and a pack of gum (the Gene Enhancing Chewing Gum). Mr. Dupette drives away and chew some of the gum, only to stop his car when he has sprouted a beehive on his head and runs around attacked by the bees. The episode ends with the flies trapped to a spider web (from earlier after Rocko got a juicer on his head from the Dial A-Doo helmet) leaving the web in deference to the director. Then the episode ends with the end credits of the show and the classic Nickelodeon logo at the end of the show. After the show ends Drew Pickles gets up from his chair and says "Wow! What a great show!". So after the show ends the Nicktoons promo says "Coming Up Next - Rugrats, Only On Nicktoons" and Drew Pickles continues watching the channel to watch the next show and the Rugrats Theme Song plays on the TV and Drew Pickles continues watching the show.
So it is officially reported that Drew Pickles loves Rocko's Modern Life and that it is his favorite show. We asked Drew Pickles about why he loves this show and he tells us because this show has a lot of innuendo and adult humor, and Drew Pickles likes that kind of stuff because he is stupid. Well, Rocko's Modern Life is a good show and I would agree with him that I like this show and that it is better than Breadwinners, (a show about talking ducks that eat bread) because Rocko's Modern Life was a great show and it taught kids of all ages about important lessons about life, it was appealing to kids and adults of all ages, and it was funny and entertaining. But the show Breadwinners doesn't even teach kids and adults of all ages about anything, it is not as funny or entertaining as Rocko's Modern Life, and it doesn't even appeal to kids and adults of all ages because the humor is stupid and childish, the plot is unoriginal, and it is not even funny at all. However, Rocko's Modern Life had a lot of adult humor that appealed to kids of all ages, and it was a great show. But the show Breadwinners only appeals to young kids and not also for older kids and adults unlike the show Rocko's Modern Life. This is probably why Drew Pickles loves Rocko's Modern Life because it was a good show and it wasn't stupid unlike Breadwinners, and also because it was an old show, and Drew Pickles likes older cartoons better than the new ones. Drew Pickles said that this was true and he told us that Rocko's Modern Life is much better than Breadwinners because it is a classic. So Drew continued watching TV and started watching Rugrats and had fun watching television. So it seems that it doesn't matter what shows you watch, what matters is your opinions and that you have the responsibility to choose them and watch whatever kinds of shows that you like! So that's all for today. See you next time on Sarcasm News Tonight!
Matty Iannielli - Proud reporter of Sarcasm News Tonight.
(C)2016 Sarcasm News Tonight.
(C)2016 Sarcastic Productions.
The End
Matty Iannielli
Well we just saw Drew Pickles turning on the TV in his living room in an episode of Rugrats. He asked his brother Stu Pickles if he could watch some cartoons. His brother Stu Pickles allowed Drew Pickles to watch some Saturday Morning Cartoons to see what was on TV that day. It was about 9:30 AM on a Saturday Morning and Drew Pickles decided to watch some Nicktoons. He explained to his brother Stu that there was a weird show about two talking ducks eating bread on Nickelodeon, so he changed the channel to Nicktoons. Stu Pickles said to Drew that the show he was just watching was called "Breadwinners". Drew Pickles admitted to Stu that he didn't like the show he was just watching, so Stu Pickles agreed with him that he didn't like that show either, so he accepted of Drew Pickles to watch some Saturday Morning Cartoons on Nicktoons. So just after Drew Pickles changed the channel to Nicktoons, he found out that there was a commercial promo stating this: "Coming Up Next - Rocko's Modern Life, Only on Nicktoons". And Drew Pickles admitted with surprise from seeing the Coming Up Next promo and he said, "I love this show"! And he watched the program with delight. And so, the theme song for Rocko's Modern Life played on the TV screen and Drew Pickles tuned in. During the intro of the show, Drew saw young Rocko being bonked in the head by a big clock, and he laughed. Then in the middle of the theme song intro, Drew saw Rocko being thrown into the "Real World" screaming out loud "Spunky! Spunky!" in spite of his pet dog Spunky the Dog. Then in the Real World Rocko meets a fat cow named Heffer the Cow, and Rocko and Heffer get chased by a school of dogs. Then at the end of the theme song Heffer the Cow shouts with excitement, "That was a hoot!", and the theme song ends and leads into the beginning of the episode.
So in the beginning of the show the episode was called "A Sucker For the Suck-O-Matic" and Drew Pickles watched the episode. In the episode Rocko's old vacuum breaks down so Rocko decides to replace it with a new vacuum cleaner that he sees on a commercial on TV. So Rocko and his best friend Heffer the Cow see a commercial on TV advertising a new vacuum cleaner called the Suck-O-Matic. Rocko watches the commercial and sees a man advertising for a new vacuum cleaner called the Suck-O-Matic, so he tells Heffer that he needs a new vacuum cleaner for the house and he recommends the Suck-O-Matic to Heffer and they call the company to order a new vacuum cleaner for the house. Then the next week the new vacuum cleaner is delivered to their house and Rocko thanks the mailman for the new vacuum for Rocko and he brings it in the house. Then Rocko and Heffer open the box and unpack the new vacuum cleaner for Rocko and he realized that the new vacuum cleaner is much bigger than it looked in the commercial. So Rocko and Heffer start vacuuming the floor and the floor is clean again. But Rocko and Heffer try to turn off the vacuum but they don't know how to turn it off. So Rocko and Heffer put the vacuum cleaner outside and they vacuum the grass and the vacuum cleaner goes out of control. So Rocko and Heffer take the vacuum into town and it sucks everything inside of it. Rocko and Heffer try to run away from the crazy vacuum but they get sucked in as well. Meanwhile inside the bag of the vacuum cleaner, they find Rocko's dog Spunky inside the bag and they rescue him. Eventually the bag of the vacuum cleaner suddenly explodes and Rocko and Heffer and everything else inside the bag start flying out of the vacuum cleaner. When they are out of the vacuum cleaner, Rocko and Heffer are safe and they find Spunky the Dog under the pile of rubble from the destroyed vacuum cleaner and they save him and see him barking happily from the debris and Rocko picks him up and calls him a good dog. Suddenly they see everyone in town owning the Suck-O-Matic and vacuuming up everything they see and Rocko and Heffer see the same commercial on TV advertising the Suck-O-Matic and they laugh suspiciously. Then the episode ends and Drew Pickles applauded the episode and the show went on a commercial break, so Drew Pickles continued watching the show.
So after the commercial break the next episode was called "Canned" and Drew Pickles watched the episode. In the episode Rocko loses his job after being laid so he asks Heffer the Cow if he can get a new job since his boss fired him from his old job by working at the comic book store with Filburt the Turtle (Rocko and Heffer's best friend). Filburt gives Rocko some money for starting his new job and Rocko finds a lot of new jobs in the newspaper Job Listings section. One of the listed jobs that Rocko tries out is a phone sex operator and in the scene Rocko telephones different people and the paper on the top side of Rocko says "Remember: Be Hot, Be Naughty, Be Courteous". Rocko sex calls someone on the line which turns out to be Mrs. Bighead. When Rocko finds this out he hears Mrs. Bighead saying "Oh Baby, Oh Baby, Oh Baby!" and Rocko replies to her saying some fancy words. So after Rocko finds out that this does not work out for him, he finds a few new jobs like one involving a nose making machine. In this job Rocko tests out a new product called the Nose Master 300, which is one of the company's most rejected products and does not effect Rocko and only gives him different nose styles. When Ed Bighead tries it out for himself, his eyes get sucked in and turn into two noses. He later shows Rocko Gene Enhancing Chewing Gum. Rocko tries some and gets a tree sprouted on his head. Ed tries some as well and ends up sprouting a beehive on his head, resulting in the bees stinging him until his face swells up into a balloon. He then lets Rocko use a helmet device called Dial A-Doo, in which Rocko gets a number of hairstyles when he uses it. Ed uses it and gets a spinning wheeler. At the animal testing tard, Ed has Rocko stand in the middle of it and a bird sprays him with Mad Giraffe Repellant. Ed sends a stampede of angry giraffes at Rocko, but they dash past the wallaby and trample Ed instead. Rocko finds the sadistic toad badly injured from the trampling and Ed fires him out of pique. Rocko walks away in disappointment, until he comes across a new comic book store named Kind of A-Lot-O Comics, which is hiring. Rocko quickly gets the job and sells his first customer (who turns out of be Mr. Dupette) a stack of comics and a pack of gum (the Gene Enhancing Chewing Gum). Mr. Dupette drives away and chew some of the gum, only to stop his car when he has sprouted a beehive on his head and runs around attacked by the bees. The episode ends with the flies trapped to a spider web (from earlier after Rocko got a juicer on his head from the Dial A-Doo helmet) leaving the web in deference to the director. Then the episode ends with the end credits of the show and the classic Nickelodeon logo at the end of the show. After the show ends Drew Pickles gets up from his chair and says "Wow! What a great show!". So after the show ends the Nicktoons promo says "Coming Up Next - Rugrats, Only On Nicktoons" and Drew Pickles continues watching the channel to watch the next show and the Rugrats Theme Song plays on the TV and Drew Pickles continues watching the show.
So it is officially reported that Drew Pickles loves Rocko's Modern Life and that it is his favorite show. We asked Drew Pickles about why he loves this show and he tells us because this show has a lot of innuendo and adult humor, and Drew Pickles likes that kind of stuff because he is stupid. Well, Rocko's Modern Life is a good show and I would agree with him that I like this show and that it is better than Breadwinners, (a show about talking ducks that eat bread) because Rocko's Modern Life was a great show and it taught kids of all ages about important lessons about life, it was appealing to kids and adults of all ages, and it was funny and entertaining. But the show Breadwinners doesn't even teach kids and adults of all ages about anything, it is not as funny or entertaining as Rocko's Modern Life, and it doesn't even appeal to kids and adults of all ages because the humor is stupid and childish, the plot is unoriginal, and it is not even funny at all. However, Rocko's Modern Life had a lot of adult humor that appealed to kids of all ages, and it was a great show. But the show Breadwinners only appeals to young kids and not also for older kids and adults unlike the show Rocko's Modern Life. This is probably why Drew Pickles loves Rocko's Modern Life because it was a good show and it wasn't stupid unlike Breadwinners, and also because it was an old show, and Drew Pickles likes older cartoons better than the new ones. Drew Pickles said that this was true and he told us that Rocko's Modern Life is much better than Breadwinners because it is a classic. So Drew continued watching TV and started watching Rugrats and had fun watching television. So it seems that it doesn't matter what shows you watch, what matters is your opinions and that you have the responsibility to choose them and watch whatever kinds of shows that you like! So that's all for today. See you next time on Sarcasm News Tonight!
Matty Iannielli - Proud reporter of Sarcasm News Tonight.
(C)2016 Sarcasm News Tonight.
(C)2016 Sarcastic Productions.
The End
Matty Iannielli