Hello again! Welcome back to Sarcasm News Tonight! Today on our report we have Marlin arguing with his son. We believe that Marlin Hates Nemo, because of the way he treats his son. Well, Marlin is Nemo's father and we think that Marlin should be nice to Nemo if he is his father. So today we will be reporting about Marlin Hates Nemo.
We report live from the Great Barrier Reef in Australia that Nemo swam away from his father because he was mad at his father for embarrassing him in front of his friends in school. It was reported that Nemo was upset at his father because he cares too much about Nemo. And then Nemo ran away because his father didn't let him touch the butt (or boat, sarcastically). And then the divers caught Nemo swimming freely away from his overprotective father Marlin. Then Nemo was captured by the divers and the butt went away. Marlin was left behind trying to chase after the butt and he found his wife Dory coming home from work. Dory told her husband that everything would be alright. So Marlin stopped crying and told his wife Dory that everything wasn't okay because a diver took his son. Dory told Marlin that she would help him find Nemo. So they went on a journey to find their son. Then a shark named Bruce the Shark came and tried to help them. He took them to a balloon parade in a sunken ship where his friends Anchor and Chum lived. They were having a meeting that they would be nice sharks and no longer eat fish, because fish are friends, and not food! But Marlin and Dory wanted to continue finding their son, so they told Bruce that they would be going now. But then the balloons popped and Bruce, Anchor, and Chum all swam away because the party was over.
Meanwhile at a dentist office in Sydney, Australia, Nemo landed in a fish aquarium in the office along with a few other fish. He met a friendly fish named Gill, a funny starfish named Peach, a fish who likes bubbles named Bubbles, a French shrimp named Jacques, a pufferfish named Bloat, a royal gramma fish named Gurgle, a black-tailed humbug fish named Deb, and a reflection named Flo (who is actually Deb's sister). Later, a pelican named Nigel flies into the window of the dentist's office and says hello to Nemo. But Nemo is surprised to see a talking pelican inside the window. However, Mr. Sherman knocks him out the window so that Nigel doesn't eat his fish. He finds out that the picture of his niece named Darla is broken. Mr. Sherman shows Nemo the photo of Darla and says that Nemo is her present (but it's their little secret). The fish in the aquarium don't like Darla because "she wouldn't stop shaking the bag", (and that's how poor Chuckles was her present last year). Eventually, Nemo gets caught in the filter and his new friend Gill reminds him that he should wiggle his fins and his tails to get out, but he has a damaged fin. So Nemo attempts wiggling out of the filter and he finally gets out. And the Tank Gang decides to nickname him "Shark Bait" because he was cute.
Meanwhile in the ocean, Marlin and Dory find out that the ship sinks. Once they wake up, they lose the mask that has P Sherman's address on it, and Marlin chases after the sinking mask. Dory reminds her husband that in case life gets him down, he just has to "keep swimming and keep your hopes up" so that Marlin can find his son. So Marlin and Dory chase after the mask so that they can find out how to get back to their son. About a thousand feet deeper Dory finds a light way down in the lower part of the ocean. Dory and Marlin stare at the light for about a minute and follow the light when it moves away. Eventually, Marlin and Dory find out that the magic light came from an anglerfish and they swim away in shock. Marlin finds the mask stuck on a rock and they hide under the rock so that they don't get devoured by the anglerfish. So Dory reads the mask and says to Marlin that the name is P Sherman. She continues reading and puts on her glasses and she tells Marlin that the address is 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney, Australia. Then they escape from the anglerfish and Dory memorizes the address and they continue their journey.
Later that night, Jacques wakes up Nemo and they go to the back of the tank and see their friends chattering out loud to announce that from now on Nemo will be nicknamed as "Shark Bait". During the late night conference with the fish, Gill explains that all Nemo has to do is take a pebble and jam the gears so that the tank will get filthier and filthier by the minute. Then the dentist will have to clean the tank and he will put them in plastic bags. And then they will roll themselves down the counter, out the window, off the awning, into the bushes, across the street, and into the harbor. But Bloat is not sure if Nemo can do this. However, Gill assures him that he can do this. So they agree with Gill's plan and Nemo says, "Let's do this!"
Back in the ocean, Marlin asks a group of moonfish for directions to Sydney. The moonfish tell Marlin that he needs to follow the East Australian Current (EAC) and they tell Marlin how to get there. The moonfish also tell them to look for the trench and swim over it, and not through it. Dory reminds Marlin that they need to swim over it (and not through it). So they swim over the trench and Dory finds a jellyfish and plays with him and she decides to call him Squishy. Then Squishy says goodbye to Dory and Marlin and wishes them good luck finding their son. Later, a whole family of Jellyfish appears and they decide to play a game to swim across the field of jellyfish and Marlin wins the game. But he finds out that his wife was behind, so he swims back to save Dory. Marlin and Dory stay away from the jellyfish and continue their journey. Later that evening, Marlin and Dory decide to take a ride on a funny sea turtle named Crush. So Marlin tells crush that he and Dory need to get to the East Australian Current (EAC) and Crush takes them there. Soon a group of sea turtles swimming to the East Australian Current are seen. Then Dory starts to play hide and seek with a school of young sea turtles. Crush finds his son Squirt playing with his friends and Squirt tells his dad that he was playing a game. Marlin and Dory tell their story to them about how they lost their son Nemo.
Meanwhile at the dentist's office, Nemo asked Gill how he tried to escape. Gill told him that he was aiming for the toilet and explained to Nemo that all drains lead to the ocean. Then Nemo gets a pebble and swims in the filter. Gill tells Nemo to find the small opening and look for the rotating fan. He told him to carefully wedge the pebble into the fan to stop the turning. So Nemo wedged the pebble into the fan and it stopped turning. Gill told him to swim up the tube and out. Nemo swam out of the tube and the tank would finally get filthier and filthier by the minute.
The next morning at the harbor, Nigel talked to his friends about how Nemo's father would be heading towards the harbor. Back at the office, Nemo was relaxing and his friends were worried about him. A little while later, Nigel flew to the dentist's office to tell Nemo the news about his father. Nigel told them that Nemo's father met three sharks during his voyage and that he was heading straight to Sydney to save his son. Later that afternoon, Gill continued his plan for escaping from the dentist's office and told them that they only had 48 hours left until Darla was there. Gill said that the tank would get very dirty and he reminded Jacques not to clean the tank. Gill told them to make the tank as dirty as they could.
Back in the ocean, Marlin and Dory were riding on Crush and the sea turtles. Crush told them that they had to go down the vortex. Then he told them to get an exit buddy and Squirt told them what to do. So they went down the vortex and Crush and Squirt wished them good luck on finding their son Nemo. Crush asked them to tell Nemo that he said hello. But Marlin wanted to know how old the sea turtles were. So Crush told them that he was over 150 years old and still young. And Marlin and Dory continued their search to find Nemo. They met a whale and said hello to him. Dory told him that they were looking for their son Nemo and asked him for help. Dory spoke to the whale in Native Whale language and translated that they were looking for Nemo. But the whale was hungry and he thought that Marlin and Dory were krill. Dory met the pack of krill and asked them if they could find Nemo, but the krill had to swim away to avoid being devoured by the whale. Suddenly the whale accidentally devoured Marlin and Dory and they went inside the whale's stomach. Back at the office, Mr. Sherman decided to clean the tank. Meanwhile, Marlin and Dory are trapped inside the whale's stomach. Dory decided to communicate with the whale so that they can get out. But the water goes down and it is becoming half empty. Dory suggested to her husband that they should go to the back of the throat so that they can get out. So they flow out of the whale's throat and they are finally free. Finally, they make it to Sydney and they search all night through the city harbor to find the butt that Nemo was on.
The next morning, Peach the Starfish wakes up and discovers that the tank is clean. They find out that Mr. Sherman installed a new filter last night while the fish were sleeping. Peach reads the instruction manual of the Aqua Scum 2003 aquarium and finds out that the new filter scans the tank every 5 minutes. Soon Darla arrives and the fish panic. Later that morning Marlin and Dory wake up and they search all the butts in the harbor. Dory tells her husband to duck from a flying pelican and the pelican suddenly catches them. The pelican lands on the dock and starts choking from the fish in his throat. Nigel goes by and helps his friend Cheryl to get them out of his mouth. Nigel comes and tells him that he knows where their son is. So they hopped inside Nigel's mouth and they flew away to the dentist's office to save their son. Nigel shows them to where their son is and then Nigel flew inside the office and they found Nemo belly-up inside a plastic bag. Mr. Sherman knocks Nigel out the window and Darla starts to shake Nemo's bag constantly because she thought that Nemo was dead. Suddenly Gill lands on Darla's head trying to save their friend. And then Nemo falls into the spit sink and goes down the drain and back into the ocean. Then Gill said goodbye to Nemo and wished him good luck with his family. Mr. Sherman put Gill back into the aquarium with all of his friends and he told them that Nemo would be okay.
Later that day, Nigel apologized to Marlin and Dory that he couldn't find their son. Marlin told his wife that he was sorry that he couldn't find their son. So Dory told her husband that she would go find Nemo. Then a group of crabs found Nemo come out of the pipes. One of the crabs tried to catch Nemo but he let him go. Suddenly, Nemo was looking for his father and his mother finds him. Then Dory found Nemo and gave her son a big hug and told him that his father was waiting for him and she took him to his father. Dory asked the crabs where Marlin was, and the crabs told them that Marlin just swam by about a minute ago. Then Dory took her son to his beloved father and they reunited. Marlin was excited to see his son again. He gave him a great big hug and promised him that he would no longer be mean to him anymore. Suddenly they got caught into a fishing net and Nemo swims out of the net and saved his mother. So Nemo told all the fish to swim down and keep swimming. And they all swam down and then the net exploded and they were free again. Then Marlin came to Nemo and told him that it was okay because his daddy was there and daddy had got him. And then Marlin told Nemo that it was time to go home and be a family again.
Back at the Great Barrier Reef, Marlin took Nemo back to school and told him to have fun. Now Marlin could tell his friends his new jokes and about their adventure to find Nemo. Then Nemo introduced his teacher Mr. Ray to his new friend Squirt and tells him that he's from the EAC (East Australian Current). Then Bruce the Shark shows up and says hello to Marlin's friends and tells them that they just wanted to check on how Nemo was doing. And Bruce wished them good luck, told them that they would see them again next week, and reminded them that fish are friends, and not food! And then Marlin said goodbye to his son and told him to have an adventure! And that was the end of the story of how Marlin became nice and no longer hated Nemo!
In the end, Nemo was back home where he belonged and Marlin no longer hates Nemo. So that was the story! So, do you think Marlin really hates Nemo, or does he care too much about Nemo? No, he loves his son Nemo and he will always be there for him but he just cares too much about him. And so, that ends the story of how Marlin became a nice father and he will always love him no matter what! And that is all for now. See you next time on Sarcasm News Tonight!
Matty Iannielli - Proud reporter of Sarcasm News Tonight.
(C)2016 Sarcasm News Tonight
(C)2016 Sarcastic Productions
The End
Matty Iannielli
We report live from the Great Barrier Reef in Australia that Nemo swam away from his father because he was mad at his father for embarrassing him in front of his friends in school. It was reported that Nemo was upset at his father because he cares too much about Nemo. And then Nemo ran away because his father didn't let him touch the butt (or boat, sarcastically). And then the divers caught Nemo swimming freely away from his overprotective father Marlin. Then Nemo was captured by the divers and the butt went away. Marlin was left behind trying to chase after the butt and he found his wife Dory coming home from work. Dory told her husband that everything would be alright. So Marlin stopped crying and told his wife Dory that everything wasn't okay because a diver took his son. Dory told Marlin that she would help him find Nemo. So they went on a journey to find their son. Then a shark named Bruce the Shark came and tried to help them. He took them to a balloon parade in a sunken ship where his friends Anchor and Chum lived. They were having a meeting that they would be nice sharks and no longer eat fish, because fish are friends, and not food! But Marlin and Dory wanted to continue finding their son, so they told Bruce that they would be going now. But then the balloons popped and Bruce, Anchor, and Chum all swam away because the party was over.
Meanwhile at a dentist office in Sydney, Australia, Nemo landed in a fish aquarium in the office along with a few other fish. He met a friendly fish named Gill, a funny starfish named Peach, a fish who likes bubbles named Bubbles, a French shrimp named Jacques, a pufferfish named Bloat, a royal gramma fish named Gurgle, a black-tailed humbug fish named Deb, and a reflection named Flo (who is actually Deb's sister). Later, a pelican named Nigel flies into the window of the dentist's office and says hello to Nemo. But Nemo is surprised to see a talking pelican inside the window. However, Mr. Sherman knocks him out the window so that Nigel doesn't eat his fish. He finds out that the picture of his niece named Darla is broken. Mr. Sherman shows Nemo the photo of Darla and says that Nemo is her present (but it's their little secret). The fish in the aquarium don't like Darla because "she wouldn't stop shaking the bag", (and that's how poor Chuckles was her present last year). Eventually, Nemo gets caught in the filter and his new friend Gill reminds him that he should wiggle his fins and his tails to get out, but he has a damaged fin. So Nemo attempts wiggling out of the filter and he finally gets out. And the Tank Gang decides to nickname him "Shark Bait" because he was cute.
Meanwhile in the ocean, Marlin and Dory find out that the ship sinks. Once they wake up, they lose the mask that has P Sherman's address on it, and Marlin chases after the sinking mask. Dory reminds her husband that in case life gets him down, he just has to "keep swimming and keep your hopes up" so that Marlin can find his son. So Marlin and Dory chase after the mask so that they can find out how to get back to their son. About a thousand feet deeper Dory finds a light way down in the lower part of the ocean. Dory and Marlin stare at the light for about a minute and follow the light when it moves away. Eventually, Marlin and Dory find out that the magic light came from an anglerfish and they swim away in shock. Marlin finds the mask stuck on a rock and they hide under the rock so that they don't get devoured by the anglerfish. So Dory reads the mask and says to Marlin that the name is P Sherman. She continues reading and puts on her glasses and she tells Marlin that the address is 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney, Australia. Then they escape from the anglerfish and Dory memorizes the address and they continue their journey.
Later that night, Jacques wakes up Nemo and they go to the back of the tank and see their friends chattering out loud to announce that from now on Nemo will be nicknamed as "Shark Bait". During the late night conference with the fish, Gill explains that all Nemo has to do is take a pebble and jam the gears so that the tank will get filthier and filthier by the minute. Then the dentist will have to clean the tank and he will put them in plastic bags. And then they will roll themselves down the counter, out the window, off the awning, into the bushes, across the street, and into the harbor. But Bloat is not sure if Nemo can do this. However, Gill assures him that he can do this. So they agree with Gill's plan and Nemo says, "Let's do this!"
Back in the ocean, Marlin asks a group of moonfish for directions to Sydney. The moonfish tell Marlin that he needs to follow the East Australian Current (EAC) and they tell Marlin how to get there. The moonfish also tell them to look for the trench and swim over it, and not through it. Dory reminds Marlin that they need to swim over it (and not through it). So they swim over the trench and Dory finds a jellyfish and plays with him and she decides to call him Squishy. Then Squishy says goodbye to Dory and Marlin and wishes them good luck finding their son. Later, a whole family of Jellyfish appears and they decide to play a game to swim across the field of jellyfish and Marlin wins the game. But he finds out that his wife was behind, so he swims back to save Dory. Marlin and Dory stay away from the jellyfish and continue their journey. Later that evening, Marlin and Dory decide to take a ride on a funny sea turtle named Crush. So Marlin tells crush that he and Dory need to get to the East Australian Current (EAC) and Crush takes them there. Soon a group of sea turtles swimming to the East Australian Current are seen. Then Dory starts to play hide and seek with a school of young sea turtles. Crush finds his son Squirt playing with his friends and Squirt tells his dad that he was playing a game. Marlin and Dory tell their story to them about how they lost their son Nemo.
Meanwhile at the dentist's office, Nemo asked Gill how he tried to escape. Gill told him that he was aiming for the toilet and explained to Nemo that all drains lead to the ocean. Then Nemo gets a pebble and swims in the filter. Gill tells Nemo to find the small opening and look for the rotating fan. He told him to carefully wedge the pebble into the fan to stop the turning. So Nemo wedged the pebble into the fan and it stopped turning. Gill told him to swim up the tube and out. Nemo swam out of the tube and the tank would finally get filthier and filthier by the minute.
The next morning at the harbor, Nigel talked to his friends about how Nemo's father would be heading towards the harbor. Back at the office, Nemo was relaxing and his friends were worried about him. A little while later, Nigel flew to the dentist's office to tell Nemo the news about his father. Nigel told them that Nemo's father met three sharks during his voyage and that he was heading straight to Sydney to save his son. Later that afternoon, Gill continued his plan for escaping from the dentist's office and told them that they only had 48 hours left until Darla was there. Gill said that the tank would get very dirty and he reminded Jacques not to clean the tank. Gill told them to make the tank as dirty as they could.
Back in the ocean, Marlin and Dory were riding on Crush and the sea turtles. Crush told them that they had to go down the vortex. Then he told them to get an exit buddy and Squirt told them what to do. So they went down the vortex and Crush and Squirt wished them good luck on finding their son Nemo. Crush asked them to tell Nemo that he said hello. But Marlin wanted to know how old the sea turtles were. So Crush told them that he was over 150 years old and still young. And Marlin and Dory continued their search to find Nemo. They met a whale and said hello to him. Dory told him that they were looking for their son Nemo and asked him for help. Dory spoke to the whale in Native Whale language and translated that they were looking for Nemo. But the whale was hungry and he thought that Marlin and Dory were krill. Dory met the pack of krill and asked them if they could find Nemo, but the krill had to swim away to avoid being devoured by the whale. Suddenly the whale accidentally devoured Marlin and Dory and they went inside the whale's stomach. Back at the office, Mr. Sherman decided to clean the tank. Meanwhile, Marlin and Dory are trapped inside the whale's stomach. Dory decided to communicate with the whale so that they can get out. But the water goes down and it is becoming half empty. Dory suggested to her husband that they should go to the back of the throat so that they can get out. So they flow out of the whale's throat and they are finally free. Finally, they make it to Sydney and they search all night through the city harbor to find the butt that Nemo was on.
The next morning, Peach the Starfish wakes up and discovers that the tank is clean. They find out that Mr. Sherman installed a new filter last night while the fish were sleeping. Peach reads the instruction manual of the Aqua Scum 2003 aquarium and finds out that the new filter scans the tank every 5 minutes. Soon Darla arrives and the fish panic. Later that morning Marlin and Dory wake up and they search all the butts in the harbor. Dory tells her husband to duck from a flying pelican and the pelican suddenly catches them. The pelican lands on the dock and starts choking from the fish in his throat. Nigel goes by and helps his friend Cheryl to get them out of his mouth. Nigel comes and tells him that he knows where their son is. So they hopped inside Nigel's mouth and they flew away to the dentist's office to save their son. Nigel shows them to where their son is and then Nigel flew inside the office and they found Nemo belly-up inside a plastic bag. Mr. Sherman knocks Nigel out the window and Darla starts to shake Nemo's bag constantly because she thought that Nemo was dead. Suddenly Gill lands on Darla's head trying to save their friend. And then Nemo falls into the spit sink and goes down the drain and back into the ocean. Then Gill said goodbye to Nemo and wished him good luck with his family. Mr. Sherman put Gill back into the aquarium with all of his friends and he told them that Nemo would be okay.
Later that day, Nigel apologized to Marlin and Dory that he couldn't find their son. Marlin told his wife that he was sorry that he couldn't find their son. So Dory told her husband that she would go find Nemo. Then a group of crabs found Nemo come out of the pipes. One of the crabs tried to catch Nemo but he let him go. Suddenly, Nemo was looking for his father and his mother finds him. Then Dory found Nemo and gave her son a big hug and told him that his father was waiting for him and she took him to his father. Dory asked the crabs where Marlin was, and the crabs told them that Marlin just swam by about a minute ago. Then Dory took her son to his beloved father and they reunited. Marlin was excited to see his son again. He gave him a great big hug and promised him that he would no longer be mean to him anymore. Suddenly they got caught into a fishing net and Nemo swims out of the net and saved his mother. So Nemo told all the fish to swim down and keep swimming. And they all swam down and then the net exploded and they were free again. Then Marlin came to Nemo and told him that it was okay because his daddy was there and daddy had got him. And then Marlin told Nemo that it was time to go home and be a family again.
Back at the Great Barrier Reef, Marlin took Nemo back to school and told him to have fun. Now Marlin could tell his friends his new jokes and about their adventure to find Nemo. Then Nemo introduced his teacher Mr. Ray to his new friend Squirt and tells him that he's from the EAC (East Australian Current). Then Bruce the Shark shows up and says hello to Marlin's friends and tells them that they just wanted to check on how Nemo was doing. And Bruce wished them good luck, told them that they would see them again next week, and reminded them that fish are friends, and not food! And then Marlin said goodbye to his son and told him to have an adventure! And that was the end of the story of how Marlin became nice and no longer hated Nemo!
In the end, Nemo was back home where he belonged and Marlin no longer hates Nemo. So that was the story! So, do you think Marlin really hates Nemo, or does he care too much about Nemo? No, he loves his son Nemo and he will always be there for him but he just cares too much about him. And so, that ends the story of how Marlin became a nice father and he will always love him no matter what! And that is all for now. See you next time on Sarcasm News Tonight!
Matty Iannielli - Proud reporter of Sarcasm News Tonight.
(C)2016 Sarcasm News Tonight
(C)2016 Sarcastic Productions
The End
Matty Iannielli