Hello again! Welcome back to Sarcasm Action News Tonight! Today we have a report coming from CNN News at 10 that our new President Donald Trump has announced in a conference that he plans to declare World War III by 2018. It was just discovered last Friday from Russian President Vladimir Putin as a warning to Americans that Trump was in the middle of starting a Third World War about two months after Trump's inauguration on January 20th. And Trump says he knows just how he's going to do it.
According to President Trump's 2017 Greater America Proposal, he is already working on deporting millions of illegal immigrants back to Mexico and building a wall on the Mexican-American border so that these immigrants can remain in Mexico and stay there. Another thing that Trump plans to do according to his proposal is that he wants to declare World War III so that he can make America a world power and create jobs for Americans by raising taxes and also to increase the US Military to an international power in order to raise funding for World War III. Trump also says he wants to give a national funding program to NASA so that he can give additional funding for future rocket mission launches by 2020. President Trump says that this will be done by collecting funding from the US Government and the approval of the American people. Trump announced that by building his proposed wall on the Mexican-American border, that it will allow him to move the millions of immigrants to Mexico permanently. As part of the 2017 Greater America Project, Trump also wants to raise taxes for the improving American economy so that Americans can earn more money at work as well as to create millions of jobs for American citizens. Another plan in the 2017 Greater America Project is to expand the US Military forces by hiring thousands of Americans into the US Army in order to make America a stronger nation. President Trump says that this will increase jobs in both the US Military as well as the American economy so that the United States Government can raise funding for World War III and somehow make America great again, but this will also have to be approved by the United States Congress.
The main goal for the 2017 Greater America Proposal is for the US Government, US Congress, the US Military, and the American people to all agree to Trump's plan for World War III when the country has enough money raised by funding from the millions of jobs and the loyalty of the American citizens. Eventually, Trump will roll out plans for what countries will be involved in World War III and where the war will be taking place. It is most likely expected that the war will be fought by America's allies (e.g. China, Japan, France, Germany, Italy, Russia, and Korea). President Trump says that America's neighboring countries may or may not be involved in World War III because he thinks that countries like Canada are too peaceful for the war. However, Mexico may most likely be involved in the war primarily due to illegal immigrants crossing the Mexican-American border. Cuba is another country that may possibly be involved in the war due to conflict in the country since the Spanish-American War in 1898 and is still going on today. Some other conflicts in Cuba may include its recently improving relationship with the United States, some original proposals to add Cuba as a future US state by 2030 and eventually become the 52nd state of the United States right after Puerto Rico, the possible construction of a few bridges from Florida to Cuba by extending I-95 from Miami, Florida to Cuba and US 1 from Key West, Florida to Havana, Cuba, and for Cuba to once again become our allies.
Another problem about the proposed World War III is about the ongoing famine in Africa and the shortage of food for the starving people there. However, Trump says that he has another part of the 2017 Greater America Proposal that includes a multi-billion dollar funding bond for starving people in Africa to get delicious and nutritious food from President Trump's proposed funding campaign in order to end world hunger. This campaign may possibly add money from funding for World War III so that African citizens can have healthy food for everyone and hopefully extend the life expectancy in Africa so that scientists can develop new medicines that can save lives, and even bring world peace in the end. Another possibility about funding for the war may also include trading from foreign countries by way of exporting shiploads of food to Africa so that the people can have enough food to survive as well as to live longer. President Trump said to CNN that "this can not be possible unless our allies declare World War III and that the international countries are at peace".
A few other things that new President Donald J. Trump plans to do in order to declare World War III include causing a slight tax in products being purchased or imported to the United States as well as causing an economic inflation for such goods including gasoline, groceries, food, and even everyday products. The reason Trump wants to do this is so that he can save money for the upcoming war and also to raise funding for his future projects such as his proposed wall on the Mexican-American border for illegal immigrants, his proposal to make Cuba become our allies once again and eventually become the 52nd state of the United States, his future funding campaign to help give the starving people in Africa with lots of food in order to end world hunger, and also to use most of that money in order to raise funding for World War III as well as to give a majority of the funding money for the upcoming war to many soldiers and veterans in the US Military who will be fighting in World War III. Trump says that he will also give a fraction of the money to charity drives throughout the United States and the World, and also to many American citizens so that America can have a better economy. Trump also has other plans to do with all that money but he announced in a report that he will find out what to do with the money in the end when he has ideas for it. Trump said that he plans to schedule the other projects after the war begins next year in 2018.
According to President Donald Trump, he plans to schedule the war by 2018 because he wants the United States to find time for preparing for World War III and also to give further considerations with the United States Congress, the United Nations, and the Allied Forces before they can declare World War III by 2018. Trump said to CNN News at 10 that "if we don't declare World War III, then we will never have world peace, and America will never get better again". However, the US Congress commented in a statement last week that they feel that "Trump is wrong and he knows nothing about world peace. He only wants to declare war because he just wants to make America worse. He thinks that a Third World War is only necessary because he wants America to become a Communist country. Donald Trump is a liar and he doesn't deserve to be President of the United States. Trump shouldn't have ever been elected as President and he should get impeached. If George Washington knew what has happened to his country, he would be rolling over in his grave. Donald Trump should not be reelected nor should he get a second term". However, Trump responded to the United States Congress the following, "We may need to declare World War III even if it doesn't help America, but we will not stop fighting to make America great again. We only hope that World War III will be the final World War in history, but even if it doesn't change America for good, then we will work together to make America even better".
According to the United States Congress, they currently have no plans for another World War and they still don't consider World War III to be any help. But in this case, if the US Congress reconsiders, then we will hope that World War III is the last World War in history, and that it will indeed change America for good. So, that's all for tonight. See you next time on Sarcasm News Tonight!
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According to President Trump's 2017 Greater America Proposal, he is already working on deporting millions of illegal immigrants back to Mexico and building a wall on the Mexican-American border so that these immigrants can remain in Mexico and stay there. Another thing that Trump plans to do according to his proposal is that he wants to declare World War III so that he can make America a world power and create jobs for Americans by raising taxes and also to increase the US Military to an international power in order to raise funding for World War III. Trump also says he wants to give a national funding program to NASA so that he can give additional funding for future rocket mission launches by 2020. President Trump says that this will be done by collecting funding from the US Government and the approval of the American people. Trump announced that by building his proposed wall on the Mexican-American border, that it will allow him to move the millions of immigrants to Mexico permanently. As part of the 2017 Greater America Project, Trump also wants to raise taxes for the improving American economy so that Americans can earn more money at work as well as to create millions of jobs for American citizens. Another plan in the 2017 Greater America Project is to expand the US Military forces by hiring thousands of Americans into the US Army in order to make America a stronger nation. President Trump says that this will increase jobs in both the US Military as well as the American economy so that the United States Government can raise funding for World War III and somehow make America great again, but this will also have to be approved by the United States Congress.
The main goal for the 2017 Greater America Proposal is for the US Government, US Congress, the US Military, and the American people to all agree to Trump's plan for World War III when the country has enough money raised by funding from the millions of jobs and the loyalty of the American citizens. Eventually, Trump will roll out plans for what countries will be involved in World War III and where the war will be taking place. It is most likely expected that the war will be fought by America's allies (e.g. China, Japan, France, Germany, Italy, Russia, and Korea). President Trump says that America's neighboring countries may or may not be involved in World War III because he thinks that countries like Canada are too peaceful for the war. However, Mexico may most likely be involved in the war primarily due to illegal immigrants crossing the Mexican-American border. Cuba is another country that may possibly be involved in the war due to conflict in the country since the Spanish-American War in 1898 and is still going on today. Some other conflicts in Cuba may include its recently improving relationship with the United States, some original proposals to add Cuba as a future US state by 2030 and eventually become the 52nd state of the United States right after Puerto Rico, the possible construction of a few bridges from Florida to Cuba by extending I-95 from Miami, Florida to Cuba and US 1 from Key West, Florida to Havana, Cuba, and for Cuba to once again become our allies.
Another problem about the proposed World War III is about the ongoing famine in Africa and the shortage of food for the starving people there. However, Trump says that he has another part of the 2017 Greater America Proposal that includes a multi-billion dollar funding bond for starving people in Africa to get delicious and nutritious food from President Trump's proposed funding campaign in order to end world hunger. This campaign may possibly add money from funding for World War III so that African citizens can have healthy food for everyone and hopefully extend the life expectancy in Africa so that scientists can develop new medicines that can save lives, and even bring world peace in the end. Another possibility about funding for the war may also include trading from foreign countries by way of exporting shiploads of food to Africa so that the people can have enough food to survive as well as to live longer. President Trump said to CNN that "this can not be possible unless our allies declare World War III and that the international countries are at peace".
A few other things that new President Donald J. Trump plans to do in order to declare World War III include causing a slight tax in products being purchased or imported to the United States as well as causing an economic inflation for such goods including gasoline, groceries, food, and even everyday products. The reason Trump wants to do this is so that he can save money for the upcoming war and also to raise funding for his future projects such as his proposed wall on the Mexican-American border for illegal immigrants, his proposal to make Cuba become our allies once again and eventually become the 52nd state of the United States, his future funding campaign to help give the starving people in Africa with lots of food in order to end world hunger, and also to use most of that money in order to raise funding for World War III as well as to give a majority of the funding money for the upcoming war to many soldiers and veterans in the US Military who will be fighting in World War III. Trump says that he will also give a fraction of the money to charity drives throughout the United States and the World, and also to many American citizens so that America can have a better economy. Trump also has other plans to do with all that money but he announced in a report that he will find out what to do with the money in the end when he has ideas for it. Trump said that he plans to schedule the other projects after the war begins next year in 2018.
According to President Donald Trump, he plans to schedule the war by 2018 because he wants the United States to find time for preparing for World War III and also to give further considerations with the United States Congress, the United Nations, and the Allied Forces before they can declare World War III by 2018. Trump said to CNN News at 10 that "if we don't declare World War III, then we will never have world peace, and America will never get better again". However, the US Congress commented in a statement last week that they feel that "Trump is wrong and he knows nothing about world peace. He only wants to declare war because he just wants to make America worse. He thinks that a Third World War is only necessary because he wants America to become a Communist country. Donald Trump is a liar and he doesn't deserve to be President of the United States. Trump shouldn't have ever been elected as President and he should get impeached. If George Washington knew what has happened to his country, he would be rolling over in his grave. Donald Trump should not be reelected nor should he get a second term". However, Trump responded to the United States Congress the following, "We may need to declare World War III even if it doesn't help America, but we will not stop fighting to make America great again. We only hope that World War III will be the final World War in history, but even if it doesn't change America for good, then we will work together to make America even better".
According to the United States Congress, they currently have no plans for another World War and they still don't consider World War III to be any help. But in this case, if the US Congress reconsiders, then we will hope that World War III is the last World War in history, and that it will indeed change America for good. So, that's all for tonight. See you next time on Sarcasm News Tonight!
This report is a proud production of Sarcasm News Tonight and Sarcastic Productions!
Matty Iannielli - Proud reporter of Sarcasm News Tonight!
(C)2017 Sarcasm News Tonight.
(C)2017 Sarcastic Productions.
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Matty Iannielli