Welcome back to Sarcasm News Tonight! Tonight we will be talking about the decline of SpongeBob SquarePants today. Well, we think that the new SpongeBob is not as good as the old one. In the new SpongeBob, he is very dumb and quite stupid. But I like SpongeBob though, as long as it is the old ones. So today we will be reporting that SpongeBob SquarePants is going under decline.
Okay, so SpongeBob SquarePants is a popular show on Nickelodeon. But the new episodes are not as good as the old ones because SpongeBob blows bubbles to solve his problems. Now, when I was a kid, SpongeBob was funny and he was smart. Patrick used to be a genius but now he is dumber than Cosmo. Squidward used to care for SpongeBob more, but now he is more selfish. The new Squidward is a jerk. Sandy used to love SpongeBob more, but now she cares more about her science projects. Mr. Krabs used to care about SpongeBob more and he always paid SpongeBob more. Plankton used to be less evil but now he wants to steal the secret formula so that he can run Mr. Krabs out of business. This is why the new SpongeBob SquarePants episodes are not as good as the old ones.
In the old SpongeBob episodes, SpongeBob used to be funny and less annoying. SpongeBob was cute and funny and liked to make his friends laugh. SpongeBob was a cute talking sea sponge who had a best friend named Patrick. He was friends with Squidward but Squidward didn't like SpongeBob that much, but he still cared about him. He had a cute pet snail named Gary the Snail who meows like a cat. He was also friends with Sandy, (a smart squirrel who came from Texas) and Sandy loved SpongeBob. Mr. Krabs used to give SpongeBob his paycheck more often. And Plankton used to be less evil to them. SpongeBob used to attend a boating school in Bikini Bottom called "Mrs. Puff's Boating School" and he was more responsible for his lessons of how to drive. Pearl used to care about SpongeBob more and she helped him when SpongeBob had problems.
In the new SpongeBob episodes, SpongeBob is dumb and very stupid. He acts like a wild monkey sometimes and irritates Squidward too much. Patrick is an idiot now and he is dumber than Cosmo. Patrick used to be smart but he doesn't have a brain, and then he became dumber than Cosmo. Squidward is mean to SpongeBob and doesn't care about SpongeBob anymore. Now Squidward is like more evil and looks like an antagonist. Sandy is more interested in her science projects than she is with her friends. Mr. Krabs is a money mitter and goes crazy when he loses a penny. Mr. Krabs makes a big deal over losing a penny. Plankton is more evil than he used to be and now he is nicer than Squidward. SpongeBob is still in boating school and has failed his boating test 1,258,056 times. SpongeBob is unteachable and is no longer responsible for his boating test anymore. SpongeBob is also being mean to Pearl and her friends are making fun of her because they think that SpongeBob is her boyfriend. Pearl's friends also laugh at her because SpongeBob is being mean to her. Pearl's friends bully her and make her cry when they say that SpongeBob is her boyfriend when he's not. And Larry the Lobster is also being mean to SpongeBob because Sandy would rather hang out with him instead of SpongeBob. This is why I hate the new SpongeBob today.
Remember when SpongeBob SquarePants was an awesome show? SpongeBob used to be awesome from when it first came out until around 2007. The old SpongeBob episodes were funny and had life messages like tying your shoes, telling the truth, and being true to yourself. The new SpongeBob doesn't do that anymore. Now you see Squidward yelling at SpongeBob and swearing at him. Mr. Krabs is being greedy about money and dosen't accept refunds. Mr. Krabs used to have a money back guarantee on his menu, but not anymore. SpongeBob used to care about everyone on the show, but now he hardly cares about anyone anymore. SpongeBob had his own movie in 2004 called The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie. It was about SpongeBob and Patrick going to Shell City and saving King Neptune's crown by the evil Cyclops. This was a great movie! But in February 2015, Paramount Pictures and Nickelodeon Movies made a sequel to that movie called The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 2: Sponge Out of Water. This movie was pretty good, but it was definitely not as epic and groundbreaking as its predecessor. So if you compare the two movies together, you can tell that the old SpongeBob is better by looking at the first movie because the humor is better and funnier. In Season 1, SpongeBob was more adult-like and did not annoy Squidward as much. In Season 2, SpongeBob was funnier than before and he was less annoying. The second season episodes were fun to watch and amazing. In Season 3, SpongeBob was even funnier and he was going into more adult situations. The show was three times as good and three times as funny. In Season 4, SpongeBob started to go downhill. The original director left the show after the first movie and never hired him back. The creator of the show also left by then and never returned to the show until now. The fourth season episodes were good but by then SpongeBob was becoming dumb and stupid. In Season 5, SpongeBob was becoming dumber than before. The show was still good but SpongeBob was becoming annoying. The fifth season episodes were still good but some were very stupid. In Season 6, SpongeBob was still dumb but he was still smart sometimes. The sixth season episodes were okay but some of them were stupid. Patrick was becoming dumber than Cosmo and even SpongeBob. In Season 7, SpongeBob was starting to go downhill and the show became less interesting. By then, Patrick revealed that he once had a big sister named Sam. In the season 7 episode "Big Sister Sam", Patrick introduced SpongeBob to his big sister Sam. It was revealed that Sam was dumber than Patrick. In Season 8, SpongeBob was starting to become funny again but he was still dumb. In Season 9, SpongeBob was still dumb and the show was still declining in quality. Today, SpongeBob is still dumb but hopefully he is going to get better someday.
As you can see, SpongeBob is not as good as he used to be because his laugh gets on your nerves. Back in the old days, SpongeBob was hilarious and he was awesome. But in the new episodes, SpongeBob is annoying and doesn't care about his friends anymore. So, this is why the new SpongeBob sucks now. So that is all. Have a sarcastic day! Sarcastically!
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Okay, so SpongeBob SquarePants is a popular show on Nickelodeon. But the new episodes are not as good as the old ones because SpongeBob blows bubbles to solve his problems. Now, when I was a kid, SpongeBob was funny and he was smart. Patrick used to be a genius but now he is dumber than Cosmo. Squidward used to care for SpongeBob more, but now he is more selfish. The new Squidward is a jerk. Sandy used to love SpongeBob more, but now she cares more about her science projects. Mr. Krabs used to care about SpongeBob more and he always paid SpongeBob more. Plankton used to be less evil but now he wants to steal the secret formula so that he can run Mr. Krabs out of business. This is why the new SpongeBob SquarePants episodes are not as good as the old ones.
In the old SpongeBob episodes, SpongeBob used to be funny and less annoying. SpongeBob was cute and funny and liked to make his friends laugh. SpongeBob was a cute talking sea sponge who had a best friend named Patrick. He was friends with Squidward but Squidward didn't like SpongeBob that much, but he still cared about him. He had a cute pet snail named Gary the Snail who meows like a cat. He was also friends with Sandy, (a smart squirrel who came from Texas) and Sandy loved SpongeBob. Mr. Krabs used to give SpongeBob his paycheck more often. And Plankton used to be less evil to them. SpongeBob used to attend a boating school in Bikini Bottom called "Mrs. Puff's Boating School" and he was more responsible for his lessons of how to drive. Pearl used to care about SpongeBob more and she helped him when SpongeBob had problems.
In the new SpongeBob episodes, SpongeBob is dumb and very stupid. He acts like a wild monkey sometimes and irritates Squidward too much. Patrick is an idiot now and he is dumber than Cosmo. Patrick used to be smart but he doesn't have a brain, and then he became dumber than Cosmo. Squidward is mean to SpongeBob and doesn't care about SpongeBob anymore. Now Squidward is like more evil and looks like an antagonist. Sandy is more interested in her science projects than she is with her friends. Mr. Krabs is a money mitter and goes crazy when he loses a penny. Mr. Krabs makes a big deal over losing a penny. Plankton is more evil than he used to be and now he is nicer than Squidward. SpongeBob is still in boating school and has failed his boating test 1,258,056 times. SpongeBob is unteachable and is no longer responsible for his boating test anymore. SpongeBob is also being mean to Pearl and her friends are making fun of her because they think that SpongeBob is her boyfriend. Pearl's friends also laugh at her because SpongeBob is being mean to her. Pearl's friends bully her and make her cry when they say that SpongeBob is her boyfriend when he's not. And Larry the Lobster is also being mean to SpongeBob because Sandy would rather hang out with him instead of SpongeBob. This is why I hate the new SpongeBob today.
Remember when SpongeBob SquarePants was an awesome show? SpongeBob used to be awesome from when it first came out until around 2007. The old SpongeBob episodes were funny and had life messages like tying your shoes, telling the truth, and being true to yourself. The new SpongeBob doesn't do that anymore. Now you see Squidward yelling at SpongeBob and swearing at him. Mr. Krabs is being greedy about money and dosen't accept refunds. Mr. Krabs used to have a money back guarantee on his menu, but not anymore. SpongeBob used to care about everyone on the show, but now he hardly cares about anyone anymore. SpongeBob had his own movie in 2004 called The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie. It was about SpongeBob and Patrick going to Shell City and saving King Neptune's crown by the evil Cyclops. This was a great movie! But in February 2015, Paramount Pictures and Nickelodeon Movies made a sequel to that movie called The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 2: Sponge Out of Water. This movie was pretty good, but it was definitely not as epic and groundbreaking as its predecessor. So if you compare the two movies together, you can tell that the old SpongeBob is better by looking at the first movie because the humor is better and funnier. In Season 1, SpongeBob was more adult-like and did not annoy Squidward as much. In Season 2, SpongeBob was funnier than before and he was less annoying. The second season episodes were fun to watch and amazing. In Season 3, SpongeBob was even funnier and he was going into more adult situations. The show was three times as good and three times as funny. In Season 4, SpongeBob started to go downhill. The original director left the show after the first movie and never hired him back. The creator of the show also left by then and never returned to the show until now. The fourth season episodes were good but by then SpongeBob was becoming dumb and stupid. In Season 5, SpongeBob was becoming dumber than before. The show was still good but SpongeBob was becoming annoying. The fifth season episodes were still good but some were very stupid. In Season 6, SpongeBob was still dumb but he was still smart sometimes. The sixth season episodes were okay but some of them were stupid. Patrick was becoming dumber than Cosmo and even SpongeBob. In Season 7, SpongeBob was starting to go downhill and the show became less interesting. By then, Patrick revealed that he once had a big sister named Sam. In the season 7 episode "Big Sister Sam", Patrick introduced SpongeBob to his big sister Sam. It was revealed that Sam was dumber than Patrick. In Season 8, SpongeBob was starting to become funny again but he was still dumb. In Season 9, SpongeBob was still dumb and the show was still declining in quality. Today, SpongeBob is still dumb but hopefully he is going to get better someday.
As you can see, SpongeBob is not as good as he used to be because his laugh gets on your nerves. Back in the old days, SpongeBob was hilarious and he was awesome. But in the new episodes, SpongeBob is annoying and doesn't care about his friends anymore. So, this is why the new SpongeBob sucks now. So that is all. Have a sarcastic day! Sarcastically!
This report has been a proud production of Sarcasm News Tonight.
(C)2016 Sarcasm News Tonight
(C)2016 Sarcastic Productions
The End
Matty Iannielli