Hello again! Welcome back to Sarcasm News Tonight! Today on our report we have the new Disney Channel show Girl Meets World. Now, this may be difficult to write about, but we think that this show is a sexual orientation to the original Boy Meets World show from the 1990's. So tonight on our report we will be reporting about Girl Meets World - The new sexual orientation show!
Okay, so Girl Meets World is a stupid teen sitcom on Disney Channel and Teen Disney. It is about a teenage girl who is the daughter of the boy from Boy Meets World. The girl from Girl Meets World is a teenager now and she acts like an idiot. The show is about the girl learning about the world with her parents, but this show has a lot of sexual content in it. Plus it is rated TV-G. This show is an insult to the original Boy Meets World show from the 1990's. Girl Meets World is a horrible show!
The show Girl Meets World is about a teenage girl named Riley Matthews who is sexually provocative and is a teenage brat. Riley is played by a sexy girl named Rowan Blanchard. She is the daughter of the boy from Boy Meets World. The boy from Boy Meets World is now all grown up and he is a father now. Riley's father is the boy from the old show. The show is about a teenage girl named Riley Matthews who learns about the difficult situations of life. However, this show has a lot of sexual content in it, and plus this show is quite sexist. Also, this show has some episodes where Riley has sex with all the other teenagers and harasses them. Another bad thing about this show is that it is aimed at preteen and teenage girls ages 8-21. Also, this show is rated TV-G. Why the heck is this show rated TV-G when it is aimed at teenage girls who haven't hit puberty yet. Why does every Disney Channel show have to be about teenage girls today? Why can't Disney Channel shows be about Mickey Mouse or cartoons based on classic Disney movies like they used to back in the 90's and 00's? This is why Girl Meets World is not as good or original as its predecessor.
In the old show Boy Meets World, it was about a boy named Cory Matthews (played by Ben Savage) who went to high school and learned about the outside world around him. It was a more appropriate show for today's kids than its successor "Girl Meets World" because it taught kids and teenagers of all ages an important moral about life in high school, and it didn't have any sexual content in it. The best part about Boy Meets World was that it was rated TV-G, while the new show Girl Meets World is rated TV-G, but it contains some inappropriate and sexual content, and little 8 year old girly girls are watching it and imitating the behavior of the teenage girls in the show. The new show Girl Meets World is about a teenage girl named Riley Matthews (played by Rowan Blanchard) who learns about the world and about life in high school. However, Girl Meets World is a good show but it has a lot of sexual content in it, and it doesn't really appeal to my kind of audience, (considerably because I'm a 00's kid and a 90's kid at heart). Furthermore, it really offends me because I am a boy and I don't necessarily like teen sitcoms as much, and also because I believe that it is a sexual orientation to boys and also a very sexist show. Girl Meets World doesn't really have many moral values to it, except that it has a positive outlook to both today's generation and the 90's Kids, but it encourages most teenage girls watching the show about under-aged sex because of what the teenagers in the show do, (especially in the show's humor). However, I would like to say something positive about Girl Meets World, because it exposes today's kids to the old show from the 1990's, and that it has a message about life in high school that kids of today ought to know, unlike those other shows on Disney Channel about teenage girls who become pop stars and sing terrible songs that have nothing to do with Walt Disney. This is why I think Girl Meets World is a sexual orientation show to Boy Meets World.
As you can see, Girl Meets World is a bad show in some ways because it is about a girl, it has sexual content in it, it is an insult to the original Boy Meets World from the 1990's, and it is sexist to boys. However, Girl Meets World can also be a good show in some ways because it is a positive outlook for today's kids, it is not as annoying or stupid as most of Disney Channel's other shows today, it has the original cast from the old show, and it is a good show in my opinion, but it still needs to make its way of becoming a classic before it can be as good as Boy Meets World. However, Girl Meets World is still a new show right now and if it can inspire today's generation of kids as well as future generations, then it will be able to become a classic like Boy Meets World, as long as it doesn't go the way Hannah Montana did back in 2007, when she killed our beloved Mickey Mouse with her total sexiness. So in case Girl Meets World ever becomes a classic in the future, then it may be possible that Disney Channel will bring back Mickey Mouse and resurrect the old shows from my childhood and also America's childhood as well! Hopefully, Disney Channel is slowly recovering from the damage they have done after what Hannah Montana did to Mickey Mouse in 2007 when the purpose of Disney Channel changed from a child-friendly TV network with timeless characters to a complete wasteland of teen sitcoms about teenage girls having sex with children on Disney Channel. This is probably why Disney Channel lost sight of the mouse that it all started upon, and replaced him with shows about teenagers in high school. However, Girl Meets World will hopefully become a classic just like Boy Meets World someday, and maybe Mickey Mouse will come back to Disney Channel and hopefully make kids of all ages happy again, just like he did back in the old days. Girl Meets World may be a sexual orientation to Boy Meets World, but it is just a show for today's generation kids who will learn about life in high school and what life is like growing up, but it will also give kids of today a chance to see the true meaning of a Disney Channel sitcom, as well as the true meaning of Walt Disney and the magic of Mickey Mouse. It may be sexist to boys, but it is just about a girl learning about life growing up. However, Disney Channel may even be able to rerun Boy Meets World again for today's generation so that the true meaning of Walt Disney can live on in all of our hearts and souls forever, and Mickey Mouse will never be forgotten again.
Mickey Mouse is immortal, and he can never ever be replaced by even the worst teen celebrity; especially Selena Gomez, Hannah Montana, Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus, or even Rowan Blanchard because he is unforgettable and defined the magic of Disney for a lifetime. Mickey Mouse may seem to be dead, but he is not because he is Mickey Mouse and Disney characters can never die, even if they have been overshadowed by teen celebrities. However, whether you're a teen celebrity or a classic cartoon character, you can still be considered a Disney character because Disney can be anything you wish it to be. It doesn't matter if Disney is about a teen celebrity or a classic cartoon character, what matters is that it is part of Disney, even if it is unoriginal. If Girl Meets World ever becomes a classic like Boy Meets World, then it will give all Disney fans of all ages a chance to see Walt Disney's magical tradition, as well as to see the true morals of the original Boy Meets World for kids of all ages today! So, that's all for today. See you next time on Sarcasm News Tonight!
Matty Iannielli - Proud reporter of Sarcasm News Tonight.
(C)2016 Sarcasm News Tonight.
(C)2016 Sarcastic Productions.
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Okay, so Girl Meets World is a stupid teen sitcom on Disney Channel and Teen Disney. It is about a teenage girl who is the daughter of the boy from Boy Meets World. The girl from Girl Meets World is a teenager now and she acts like an idiot. The show is about the girl learning about the world with her parents, but this show has a lot of sexual content in it. Plus it is rated TV-G. This show is an insult to the original Boy Meets World show from the 1990's. Girl Meets World is a horrible show!
The show Girl Meets World is about a teenage girl named Riley Matthews who is sexually provocative and is a teenage brat. Riley is played by a sexy girl named Rowan Blanchard. She is the daughter of the boy from Boy Meets World. The boy from Boy Meets World is now all grown up and he is a father now. Riley's father is the boy from the old show. The show is about a teenage girl named Riley Matthews who learns about the difficult situations of life. However, this show has a lot of sexual content in it, and plus this show is quite sexist. Also, this show has some episodes where Riley has sex with all the other teenagers and harasses them. Another bad thing about this show is that it is aimed at preteen and teenage girls ages 8-21. Also, this show is rated TV-G. Why the heck is this show rated TV-G when it is aimed at teenage girls who haven't hit puberty yet. Why does every Disney Channel show have to be about teenage girls today? Why can't Disney Channel shows be about Mickey Mouse or cartoons based on classic Disney movies like they used to back in the 90's and 00's? This is why Girl Meets World is not as good or original as its predecessor.
In the old show Boy Meets World, it was about a boy named Cory Matthews (played by Ben Savage) who went to high school and learned about the outside world around him. It was a more appropriate show for today's kids than its successor "Girl Meets World" because it taught kids and teenagers of all ages an important moral about life in high school, and it didn't have any sexual content in it. The best part about Boy Meets World was that it was rated TV-G, while the new show Girl Meets World is rated TV-G, but it contains some inappropriate and sexual content, and little 8 year old girly girls are watching it and imitating the behavior of the teenage girls in the show. The new show Girl Meets World is about a teenage girl named Riley Matthews (played by Rowan Blanchard) who learns about the world and about life in high school. However, Girl Meets World is a good show but it has a lot of sexual content in it, and it doesn't really appeal to my kind of audience, (considerably because I'm a 00's kid and a 90's kid at heart). Furthermore, it really offends me because I am a boy and I don't necessarily like teen sitcoms as much, and also because I believe that it is a sexual orientation to boys and also a very sexist show. Girl Meets World doesn't really have many moral values to it, except that it has a positive outlook to both today's generation and the 90's Kids, but it encourages most teenage girls watching the show about under-aged sex because of what the teenagers in the show do, (especially in the show's humor). However, I would like to say something positive about Girl Meets World, because it exposes today's kids to the old show from the 1990's, and that it has a message about life in high school that kids of today ought to know, unlike those other shows on Disney Channel about teenage girls who become pop stars and sing terrible songs that have nothing to do with Walt Disney. This is why I think Girl Meets World is a sexual orientation show to Boy Meets World.
As you can see, Girl Meets World is a bad show in some ways because it is about a girl, it has sexual content in it, it is an insult to the original Boy Meets World from the 1990's, and it is sexist to boys. However, Girl Meets World can also be a good show in some ways because it is a positive outlook for today's kids, it is not as annoying or stupid as most of Disney Channel's other shows today, it has the original cast from the old show, and it is a good show in my opinion, but it still needs to make its way of becoming a classic before it can be as good as Boy Meets World. However, Girl Meets World is still a new show right now and if it can inspire today's generation of kids as well as future generations, then it will be able to become a classic like Boy Meets World, as long as it doesn't go the way Hannah Montana did back in 2007, when she killed our beloved Mickey Mouse with her total sexiness. So in case Girl Meets World ever becomes a classic in the future, then it may be possible that Disney Channel will bring back Mickey Mouse and resurrect the old shows from my childhood and also America's childhood as well! Hopefully, Disney Channel is slowly recovering from the damage they have done after what Hannah Montana did to Mickey Mouse in 2007 when the purpose of Disney Channel changed from a child-friendly TV network with timeless characters to a complete wasteland of teen sitcoms about teenage girls having sex with children on Disney Channel. This is probably why Disney Channel lost sight of the mouse that it all started upon, and replaced him with shows about teenagers in high school. However, Girl Meets World will hopefully become a classic just like Boy Meets World someday, and maybe Mickey Mouse will come back to Disney Channel and hopefully make kids of all ages happy again, just like he did back in the old days. Girl Meets World may be a sexual orientation to Boy Meets World, but it is just a show for today's generation kids who will learn about life in high school and what life is like growing up, but it will also give kids of today a chance to see the true meaning of a Disney Channel sitcom, as well as the true meaning of Walt Disney and the magic of Mickey Mouse. It may be sexist to boys, but it is just about a girl learning about life growing up. However, Disney Channel may even be able to rerun Boy Meets World again for today's generation so that the true meaning of Walt Disney can live on in all of our hearts and souls forever, and Mickey Mouse will never be forgotten again.
Mickey Mouse is immortal, and he can never ever be replaced by even the worst teen celebrity; especially Selena Gomez, Hannah Montana, Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus, or even Rowan Blanchard because he is unforgettable and defined the magic of Disney for a lifetime. Mickey Mouse may seem to be dead, but he is not because he is Mickey Mouse and Disney characters can never die, even if they have been overshadowed by teen celebrities. However, whether you're a teen celebrity or a classic cartoon character, you can still be considered a Disney character because Disney can be anything you wish it to be. It doesn't matter if Disney is about a teen celebrity or a classic cartoon character, what matters is that it is part of Disney, even if it is unoriginal. If Girl Meets World ever becomes a classic like Boy Meets World, then it will give all Disney fans of all ages a chance to see Walt Disney's magical tradition, as well as to see the true morals of the original Boy Meets World for kids of all ages today! So, that's all for today. See you next time on Sarcasm News Tonight!
Matty Iannielli - Proud reporter of Sarcasm News Tonight.
(C)2016 Sarcasm News Tonight.
(C)2016 Sarcastic Productions.
The End
Matty Iannielli