Hello, Welcome back to Sarcasm News Tonight! Today we will be talking about the problem with music today. Well, music used to be about the classic rock and roll artists and all that. Now it only seems to be all about bases. What the heck does this have to do with music? Music is about the good musicians who wrote good songs such as Elvis Presley, Michael Jackson, Billy Joel, Johnny Cash, The Beatles, and all the other good musicians. However, there are still some good artists today such as Katy Perry, Rihanna, Rebecca Black, Adele, Pink, and Kesha. Well music since then has changed dramatically, and the good music today is getting even harder to find unless you're listening to what you like. So today we will be reporting about what happened to music today.
Okay, so music of today is a lot different from the old music, and it is a big problem for the music industry. When I was a kid, my dad let me listen to his old CD's of Elvis Presley, Michael Jackson, The Beatles, and Three Dog Night. Now I am 17 years old and I ask my dad to play those old CD's sometimes, but I don't know where they are anymore. I recently got a record player for Christmas last year, and it was plain awesome. Now I play my old Elvis and The Beatles record discs at home and they sound awesome! But when I listen to Justin Bieber today on YouTube, he sounds like a girl with a high-pitched voice. But Justin Bieber is a terrible singer and he sucks girly butts. And those teenage girls worship him like he's Jesus Christ. This is why Justin Bieber is a horrible singer, because he sings about his first love and calls her a "baby", and says that word in the song 72 times. Justin Bieber is not a good role model for 11 year old girly girls.
Well, let's begin our story about music of today. It all started with the original three pop stars, (Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, and Miley Cyrus). Britney Spears was one of the first teen celebrities, but her music was much better than the later pop stars. Her music was about different things such as, (Oops! I Did it Again, Toxic, Hit Me Baby One More Time). Britney Spears was a better influence for little teenage girls than Miley Cyrus though. But then there came Lindsay Lohan, who was much worse than Britney Spears. And after that was Miley Cyrus, who was even worse than both Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan combined. Miley Cyrus had horrible music about teenage girls doing stupid things such as, (Nobody's Perfect, Best of Both Worlds, See You Again, Party in the USA, and Wrecking Ball). Then she became Hannah Montana and now she sings like a girl on crack. Hannah Montana is a horrible singer and her music has nothing to do with Walt Disney, and plus it is not even music. It is just a teen pop version of an old love song. And then in 2013 Hannah Montana became Miley Cyrus and took off her dress. Now she is naked and twerks and farts on a wrecking ball and sings horrible songs about wrecking balls destroying buildings. The song "Wrecking Ball" by Miley Cyrus represents the end of Hannah Montana and the end of Walt Disney and Mickey Mouse. This is why music of today sucks and Hannah Montana killed Mickey Mouse with her total sexiness.
There are some good music artists today such as Katy Perry, Adele, Rihanna, Kesha, Rebecca Black, and Pink. They sing positive songs about life. Katy Perry sings Firework, Eye of the Tiger, Hot 'n Cold, and Part of Me. Adele sings Someone Like You, Rumor Has It, and Set Fire to the Rain. Rihanna sings Monster, Diamonds, and We Found Love. Kesha sings Die Young, Your Love Is My Drug, and Tic Toc. Rebecca Black sings good songs like Friday, Sing It, and Person of Interest. These are examples of what good music can be!
As you can see, music of today compared to music back in the 1960's and 1970's is not as good as it was back then. Now you see teenage girls listening to songs that are all about bases. What the heck does this have to do with music? However, music has always been terrible, even in the old days, but the terrible music from back then is way better than the terrible music of today. Luckily, there are still some good songs and musicians out there, but they are just getting harder to find. But hopefully kids of today get the message that the old music is way better than the new music. I guess that this proves that music of today can still be good, as long as you are listening to music that you like. So, hopefully our kids will realize that Justin Bieber is the worst musician ever. So that's all for now! See you next time on Sarcasm News Tonight!
The End
Matty Iannielli
(C)2016 Sarcasm News Tonight.
(C)2016 Sarcastic Productions.
Okay, so music of today is a lot different from the old music, and it is a big problem for the music industry. When I was a kid, my dad let me listen to his old CD's of Elvis Presley, Michael Jackson, The Beatles, and Three Dog Night. Now I am 17 years old and I ask my dad to play those old CD's sometimes, but I don't know where they are anymore. I recently got a record player for Christmas last year, and it was plain awesome. Now I play my old Elvis and The Beatles record discs at home and they sound awesome! But when I listen to Justin Bieber today on YouTube, he sounds like a girl with a high-pitched voice. But Justin Bieber is a terrible singer and he sucks girly butts. And those teenage girls worship him like he's Jesus Christ. This is why Justin Bieber is a horrible singer, because he sings about his first love and calls her a "baby", and says that word in the song 72 times. Justin Bieber is not a good role model for 11 year old girly girls.
Well, let's begin our story about music of today. It all started with the original three pop stars, (Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, and Miley Cyrus). Britney Spears was one of the first teen celebrities, but her music was much better than the later pop stars. Her music was about different things such as, (Oops! I Did it Again, Toxic, Hit Me Baby One More Time). Britney Spears was a better influence for little teenage girls than Miley Cyrus though. But then there came Lindsay Lohan, who was much worse than Britney Spears. And after that was Miley Cyrus, who was even worse than both Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan combined. Miley Cyrus had horrible music about teenage girls doing stupid things such as, (Nobody's Perfect, Best of Both Worlds, See You Again, Party in the USA, and Wrecking Ball). Then she became Hannah Montana and now she sings like a girl on crack. Hannah Montana is a horrible singer and her music has nothing to do with Walt Disney, and plus it is not even music. It is just a teen pop version of an old love song. And then in 2013 Hannah Montana became Miley Cyrus and took off her dress. Now she is naked and twerks and farts on a wrecking ball and sings horrible songs about wrecking balls destroying buildings. The song "Wrecking Ball" by Miley Cyrus represents the end of Hannah Montana and the end of Walt Disney and Mickey Mouse. This is why music of today sucks and Hannah Montana killed Mickey Mouse with her total sexiness.
There are some good music artists today such as Katy Perry, Adele, Rihanna, Kesha, Rebecca Black, and Pink. They sing positive songs about life. Katy Perry sings Firework, Eye of the Tiger, Hot 'n Cold, and Part of Me. Adele sings Someone Like You, Rumor Has It, and Set Fire to the Rain. Rihanna sings Monster, Diamonds, and We Found Love. Kesha sings Die Young, Your Love Is My Drug, and Tic Toc. Rebecca Black sings good songs like Friday, Sing It, and Person of Interest. These are examples of what good music can be!
As you can see, music of today compared to music back in the 1960's and 1970's is not as good as it was back then. Now you see teenage girls listening to songs that are all about bases. What the heck does this have to do with music? However, music has always been terrible, even in the old days, but the terrible music from back then is way better than the terrible music of today. Luckily, there are still some good songs and musicians out there, but they are just getting harder to find. But hopefully kids of today get the message that the old music is way better than the new music. I guess that this proves that music of today can still be good, as long as you are listening to music that you like. So, hopefully our kids will realize that Justin Bieber is the worst musician ever. So that's all for now! See you next time on Sarcasm News Tonight!
The End
Matty Iannielli
(C)2016 Sarcasm News Tonight.
(C)2016 Sarcastic Productions.